Like always got bored during calc today. Instead of falling asleep or taking out my Zune, I decided to look around the room and people watch (creepy, right?) Anyway as I was scanning the room, I saw a cute girl with a ponytail and I thought to myself, “Hey she’s cute.” Then that got me thinking, wait is she really cute? Or did I just label her cute cause she had a ponytail? I hadn’t seen her face yet so why’d I jump to that conclusion. Anyway after some more introspection into my soul, I started thinking about hairstyles. Which ones I like and dislike. Well obviously I like ponytails. But what else. Thinking back on past girlfriends/infatuations/etc. a fairly common recurrence is short hair. Shoulder length hair is okay, but I definitely like chin length (if that’s what it’s called) a helluva lot more. Dislikes? Obviously long hair. I think the longer it gets the more of a turn off it is. Little longer than shoulder is acceptable but down to the small of your back, as Princess Vespa from Spaceballs so eloquently puts it, “it doesn’t do it for me.”

So what’s this all mean? Considering my likes and dislikes, it appears that it all points towards one logical thing. Apparently I like seeing the back of girls necks! It’s what ponytails and short hair have in common and what long hair lacks. So ladies, if you’re trying to woo me, all you have to do is simply expose yourself to me and I’ll be all yours. Expose your neck that is. Not your chest. Well you can do that if you want, I won’t complain.

So yeah. This was originally suppose to be a joke post but as I was writing it, it turned more into an “Omg you’re creepy stay away from me” post. Maybe I should just stay focused during class from now on.

Tags: Creepy, Hair, Wut

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